What it's like to be a liberal

It is an interesting quest to observe a liberal. A liberal is a person who wants the best for absolutely everybody! He or she is convinced he is all for the very best for every person on earth and acts that way. A liberal wants everybody to have everything he/she needs, wants everybody to have a happy life, wants everybody to do what they want and wants everybody to have a share of the good of the land equally. A liberal wants the best for the globe, so he/she carefully recycles and uses those funny curlecue bulbs to make sure the polar bears continue to roam the earth. A liberal gives charity for good causes. A liberal watches "Dancing with the Stars", "Miss America", "The Oscars" and various romantic programs if a lady and if a man he also watches Science Fiction.  A liberal watches his/her one favorite station for the news and reads one favorite (local) newspaper. A liberal listens adoringly to the President, (cheering how wonderful it is that he/she has made history by electing and reelecting him) as they relish the fact that everybody is going to get free healthcare, that everybody who needs it will have gotten plenty of foodstamps, that every child is getting the same great education, that the economy is going gangbusters, that the housing market has recovered, that the Middle East is on its way to democracy (each land for sure) and that this president has put one over on our Russian friends to force them to resolve the matter of Syria in a peaceful way. In other words the liberal lives happily ever after in a Land of  Make-Believe.